You've stated you can find ACS methanol. We all know you can get ethanol:water mixtures and distilled water at the local supermarket. If you can get your hands on acetonitrile, then you would be in business, solvent and system wise. If I have an inline permeable tubing vacuum degasser, do I also need to pre-purge solvents daily, (as some texts seem to imply)?
Maybe, maybe not. If my system has been sitting over a weekend, I may flush the degasser for a few minutes. If you're recycling your solvents, you can collect the purged solvents in the waste container, so it won't really matter if you do have to purge.
Obtaining analytical standards is probably going to be hard, Why? Because they're expensive?
Some standards may be hard to obtain because of their controlled nature or their potential for misuse. For instance, I analyze explosives. I believe it would attract a bit of attention from the BATF or the FBI if I wanted to buy explosives as an individual! Otherwise, they aren't particularly expensive (maybe $15-30 for 1 mL of a 100-1000 ug/mL standard, unless you're looking at something isotopically labeled, then the prices jump significantly). I may be wrong in my assumption that they might be hard to get - I just assume they would be, but I haven't tried to obtain them myself.
It's a lot of money to go without a job for long, or to purchase health insurance from COBRA or on the open market. As Kostas and Tom and others posted, this is definitely not the "normal" way to go. But it might work, and who are we to tell you you're wrong? It isn't "just" that I want a job for the income - heck, I'm crazy about the practice of chemistry, "a passionate disciple of the science...who will work fervently" for the privilege of practicing it!
On the first part - it's understandable that it's a lot of money missed being without a job for a long period, but buying an HPLC for home use compounds that problem (expending a lot of money with no money coming in), while not being a
guaranteed solution to said problem.
On the second part - If I could have an LC at home, I would think that would be fun. However, like Don said, hiring the mad scientist isn't exactly in the best interests of a human resources person or a company in general. Looking at the situation from a skeptics point of view, I always take what other people tell me with a grain of salt, and if I feel at all uneasy about their motives, I move on to the next person. While you may be completely genuine in your motives, you have to consider what someone else may think about your actions. From this thread, I've seen responses across the board, from "I'd be impressed" to expressions that this is a bad or at least questionable idea. But, you didn't ask us what we thought about the idea, so the end result of the choice is for you to decide. I think there have been enough opinions expressed here so far to give you a good idea of the range of responses you'll hear if you carry out your plan.