An ode to HPLC columns - composed entirely by ChatGPT!

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I asked ChatGPT to write an "ode to HPLC columns", and this is its response. I don't know if I should be happy - or scared!

Oh HPLC columns, how indispensable you are,
A tool of great worth in the laboratory.
With your fine silica beads and your rugged steel frame,
You provide a pathway for solutes to be tamed.

In your narrow channels, the molecules flow,
Each one separated with perfect precision and glow.
With each passing second, a new compound appears,
Its identity revealed, no longer a mystery in the rear.

Your versatility is unmatched, the applications wide,
From the analysis of proteins, to metabolites and dyes.
With different coatings, you tailor your fate,
To match the task at hand, to separate and to state.

Oh HPLC columns, how you make our work so neat,
With your reproducibility and accuracy so complete.
You bring order to chaos, clarity to confusion,
And make the complex world of chemical solutions a conclusion.

So here's to you, HPLC columns, we raise a glass,
For all the amazing discoveries you've helped us amass.
In the world of science, you hold a special place,
A tool of great value, a gift from the gods of space
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Just WOW!
It certainly waxes lyrical, whihc is proof positive that it has never actually done an HPLC analysis.
Peter Apps
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